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Creative voice of a Nigerian youth..Chapter 1


Using "That anonymous Roomie"Lexi.....
Left to me I am alone and I love the privacy it comes with. Think about the fact that you are alone, you can actually dance naked not minding the additional gestures you would be getting (Haha). You can look at the mirror and practice your favourite looks, render insults to your village chief for approving the marriage between your parents and try to adjust that odd inheritance through every way posible.(I tried smiling it worked). you could also decide to lie down on the floor and put the mattress on top of you ( in compasation to all the hard times you have put it through) without anybody saying you are in sane, you could actually do so many things and still get away with it and most impotantly you would definately be free from roomies dat are hot tempered in their dreams and would innocently pour it out on you while they sleep.. Some roll and make you very inconvenient but sometimes this could be very useful. I remembered back at school i learnt Alanta dance from my roomie while he sleeps. If you think am kidding try this if you have a roomie. wake up by 2 am look at his/face,hands and legs positionings during hamatan) those will be your first alanta lessons. Without forgetting the snorers they could be very annoying yetThey too could be useful for they could help in reducing the high croaked volume from neighbors generators (especially if you leave in a neibourhood like mine where everyone is his own mechanic and sometimes looks like hobby in the family to the extent that when the dad isn't around the mum takes over with the repair) try and imagine the sound. it will end up sounding like the National Anthem during assemblies. Privacy is just the best But this notion of privacy is totally absurd to my roomie. I had to admit he exist. The problem about his existence is that we have never met. In person I know nothing about him but he knows all about me. I pay the rent and make do of my room during the day while he operates at night. I haven't enjoyed my sleep for a while. I have been trying to curtail it for a while through placing road blocks, blocking all boarders, and placing chek points (rat traps) i have gone a long way in importing the above weapon from a neighbour yet He makes smart and fast moves from all the angles he operates from. Why am i trying to eradicate this roomie? He has ridiculed my existence in this room. I eat half of my meal during dinner and hoard the rest for the next day (just as fuel increase in price during scarcity so does my dinner improves in taste when its wormed the next day due to scarcity of ingredients) but this guy would just finish it before morning. i wake up to find empty plates and scattered bones. And i have concluded on this. "Enough is enough" it is around quarter after 11pm right now. It is all my fault I have to admit because it was due to the holes I initially made. for the good of the room were I put my hangers, nails for mosquito nets, curtains etc.that had brought about his existence as well as served as his escape routes. Now,Its hightime I right does wrongs. So I have pleaded with my nescafe to give me the go ahead despite the urge for sleep that kept coming and the frequent yawnings. I am still focused on the task of exposing this injustice, this corrupt anonymous roomie, this political opportuinist, this rascal hindering the growth and peace of my stay and clearly detest my regime. With Nescafes support i will be staying awake all night. I just hope I don't fall ill before the next four hours . So they don't need to fly me out for treatment leaving the roomie with the affairs of the room.. I sure know it will target my certificate.. As vengeance so I will end up in court for result furgery.....

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